Rats! No coupons.

If you buy a Commercial Appeal at a gas station these days, you might get warned by an attendant, “Sorry, but there’s no coupons in there.”

Today, I got the umpteeneth such warming. When I finally decided to ask about, the attendant said it’s been this way for a little more than a month – that now, only “guaranteed papers” get the coupons.

I guess I can roll with that. For the love of all that is holy, though, please don’t let them take Peanuts.